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I wish @panerabread had a You Pick Three, like @PandaExpress’s BIGGER Plate - for your hunnnnnnngry guys!
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That they should be called suckjobs. https://t.co/BPownRZflj
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A designer tie in? For a mass market comedy movie? For a doll with six decades of fashion and lore? Nobody watchi… https://t.co/oKMUekv7Vz
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RT @emilyabclark: The fact that they’re all named after the orphans from Annie is just… 🤌 #Schmicago https://t.co/DQBTTJUIU4
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Should we start celebrating brands that in turn are boycotted by the alt right until we’ve removed everything from… https://t.co/EhUdFOmUai
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RT @janjanjan: All these straights like.. “no more country music or Budweiser for me!” And I’m like well then what’s your personality gonna be then, gorg?
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Reach out and touch space https://t.co/WNVhoKCkfh
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My tolerance for bullshirt is very low today.
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RT @MaggieJOK: I just gasp-screamed. Our Chicago youth are our future. Source: https://t.co/S1myyZNT9E https://t.co/t9DZuYSilS
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Someone on my IG posted in all seriousness a photo of him potty training his puppy and it was just poop all over th… https://t.co/Nlg9ugkRj3
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This Barbie had a food truck at the Tennis Court Oath.
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RT @Blankzilla: Whichever prop master worked on these rollerblades to make them look like the cheap soft plastic single mold you go… https://t.co/F4blJnOgAr
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Spoilers but the Bear is not the Villain in Cocaine Bear?! https://t.co/MU6ZrrL8Fw
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This Barbie sold KFC’s Secret Seasoning recipe on the Dark Web.
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This Barbie died in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire
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RT @whatinsomnia: So glad today they're finally releasing the Super Bullio movie!! I can't wait to see it on cinemas ✨🐂 What's *your*… https://t.co/UGq2LNPqIA
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This cut on my shaft is making jerking off impossible.
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RT @tomtillustrated: Hump day on Mount Olympus ⚡️ https://t.co/MJMvQg74XI